combustamove: montrealmighteatitsyoung: combustamove: (via kubricks, aubzillatron) Ahh. Heh-heh. There is an elegant, ah, symmetry to the llama. I don’t mean to - the symmetry is not, ah, perfect per se. But you see, a young llama - youth is so fleeting, is it not? I mean to say, a young llama, I can demonstrate, around this size, can still spit extraordinarily far. Spitting is so crude - I’ve been informed of this by other people. But, I find it to be a relaxing, ah, not activity, but a, perhaps a gesture? The clearing of the throat? The release of saliva, heh, has such a coalescence of intention. The person, ah or llama, must cease all activity, to concentrate on their, ah, goal. Don’t you agree? If there is one thing the history of pack animals has taught us, it’s that llamas will not be contained. Llamas break free, trot to new paddocks, and spit at other llamas - playfully, maybe even aggressively, but - ah, well, there it is.  Oh my god you are the best person. Your animal handlers were so concerned with whether they could put a llama in your zoo, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

combustamove:

montrealmighteatitsyoung:

combustamove:

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Ahh. Heh-heh. There is an elegant, ah, symmetry to the llama. I don’t mean to - the symmetry is not, ah, perfect per se. But you see, a young llama - youth is so fleeting, is it not? I mean to say, a young llama, I can demonstrate, around this size, can still spit extraordinarily far. Spitting is so crude - I’ve been informed of this by other people. But, I find it to be a relaxing, ah, not activity, but a, perhaps a gesture? The clearing of the throat? The release of saliva, heh, has such a coalescence of intention. The person, ah or llama, must cease all activity, to concentrate on their, ah, goal. Don’t you agree?

If there is one thing the history of pack animals has taught us, it’s that llamas will not be contained. Llamas break free, trot to new paddocks, and spit at other llamas - playfully, maybe even aggressively, but - ah, well, there it is. 

Oh my god you are the best person.

Your animal handlers were so concerned with whether they could put a llama in your zoo, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

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